Heck, I know there are published authors on my flist, so this isn't directed at them; they get the "Go you!" However, for the Suethors we deal with for time to time, advice: it's not just for romance writers anymoreBorders is doing some publishing deal contract contest thing off of that site, if anyone's interested, but somehow I can't see myself ( Read more... )

Don't you hate it when you know a fic is going to get deleted but you can't stop yourself from leaving a huge-ass concrit anyway? Maybe it'll help someone, even if it's only me.

( Written for 'A Dangerous Journey:' the fic without a summary or summary without a fic: )

Mildly amusing: All I have to say for this comic is "damn right ( Read more... )

Bad news for LotR fans: A Great and Terrible Pain in the side of canon: Queen Arwen die, leaving Aragorn in an angry volatile state. There is one with a dark secret who will come to comfort him in the only possible way. AU Please R&R

No "AU" is complete without Masochist Maid to supply the grieving king with with tender tourtous affections!1! If ( Read more... )

I had Thesaurus!Suethor show up at the original deleterius post. I never mean to troll, but if she can't leave it at a frank review and her "witty" reply, and chooses to show up in my area, the gloves come off. [/self-wank report]

In less trolly news, dancingkatz is my new favorite author. Good OCs, House of Hurin, Tonks, and even Original ( Read more... )

Doesn't mean I've abandoned the pr0n entirely.

Porn? What porn?It's cream-filled dark chocolate for pervy Boromir fanciers, like an early Cadburry egg. Careful; too much and you'll rot your teeth, though ( Read more... )

But something is rotten in the state of Morkporkia. (Besides the Ankh.)

Love and kisses,
- Denethor

( Cream of the Sue crop: )

Blame Miss Cam. And maybe my manager, for giving me a day off. For my own personal offering, I bring you the AU that I wouldn't bring anywhere near the Pit.

Title: Why Warg is Not Allowed to Write Pr0n, Under Pain of Death

Rating: R (My first, and if we're lucky, last at this rating)

Word count: Frickin' HUGE: not quite 13,000 (But broken into ( Read more... )

Yes, I do realize "Wargs to Live By" is a Suefic. That's why it says "written with tongue in cheek" and "the rest of the fellowship in a context besides what they think of the Sue" in the summary. However, that does not mean that I don't take concrit. The one time I've ignored a piece of advice completely was when the reviewer had obviously not ( Read more... )

So, I pulled out my ol' fandom notebook to show off my skillz (or lack thereof). If anybody's ever wanted to know exactly how I conceive Wargs, see the cut.


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